you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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