It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
