Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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