I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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