The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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