she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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