called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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