and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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