If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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