is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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