I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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