Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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