we have pet lesbian snakes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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