oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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