So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize