Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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