I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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