i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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