we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I party with great urgency now.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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