My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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