he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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