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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i believe in u and ur pee
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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