im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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