She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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