Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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