I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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