You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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