wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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