Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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