...so i touched it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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