I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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