we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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