She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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