He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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