If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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