Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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