The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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