I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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