these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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