I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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