My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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