Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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