i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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