If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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