Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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