I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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