just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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