Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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