these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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