Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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