Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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