we have officially lost it.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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