shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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