She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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