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So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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