I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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