i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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